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John McHenry | Magazine Researcher for Bernie, Former Local Newspaper Reporter

John Hears About Bernie

Gunnar Olafsson October 29, 2026 No Comments

Bitsy McMurtry | Influencer, Wealthy Widow

Bitsy Consults Her Favorite Advisor – Herself

Gunnar Olafsson October 28, 2026 No Comments

Marjorie "Miss Comportment" Hughes | Gossip Columnist, Author, No Relation to Elyse

BREAKING: One of Our Own is in Trouble

Jenny Page October 21, 2026 No Comments

Bob Ford, Attorney at Law, former colleague of Silas

Bob Ford, Attorney at Law, Silas’ New Hope

Jenny Page October 19, 2026 No Comments

Cassie Cunningham | Owner, The Riverside

Cassie & Bitsy Reach a Decision

Gunnar Olafsson October 16, 2026 No Comments

STYLE LIKE CARSON
CRUSADE LIKE ELYSE
SIP LIKE A MCMURTRY
River Road | Multiple POVs

Who's Who on River Road

Meet the Locals (not in order of appearance …) Bernie Rossie (63) – News Editor, Chickotee River Dispatch … To say that Bernie Rossie’s life has not turned out as…

Jenny Page June 24, 2023
John McHenry | Magazine Researcher for Bernie, Former Local Newspaper Reporter

Wrap-Up: A (severed) hand-slapping

Is flop sweat a thing when you’ve already flopped?

Jenny Page June 16, 2023
Bernie Rossie | Magazine Reporter, Former Local News Editor, Middle Valley Native

Bernie, Pete & a Fete-ful Lawn Party

Well, Judge Pete became a “friendly in,” as Elyse had put it, rather quickly. Seemed more than happy to go off the record, first about small things like b-and-e hearings…

Jenny Page June 16, 2023
Bernie Rossie | Magazine Reporter, Former Local News Editor, Middle Valley Native

Bernie Attempts to Pass a Burning Torch

Arrogance and overconfidence don’t work for me. Plain and simple. I’m not saying I don’t relate to those traits in a human – I do, and I display them from…

Jenny Page June 15, 2023
John McHenry | Magazine Researcher for Bernie, Former Local Newspaper Reporter

John & The Shirt Off (Someone’s) Back …

It’s one thing to report on an event, and it’s another to report on an event that took place in a place you hardly know … So many of the…

Jenny Page June 15, 2023
John McHenry | Magazine Researcher for Bernie, Former Local Newspaper Reporter

Found a shirt …

found a shirt at the foot of the bridge, technical difficulties, couldn’t file. stay tuned …. more coming. Full report in the AM.

Jenny Page June 13, 2023
John McHenry | Magazine Researcher for Bernie, Former Local Newspaper Reporter

A hand, an ankle & unsolicited advice

There isn’t enough coffee in the world this morning … late night. Lazy morning. It’s said that decisions aren’t made in meetings, and true statements aren’t made in press conferences,…

Jenny Page June 10, 2023
Cassie Cunningham | Owner, The Riverside

Cassie & the Riverside

I kept looking up and down the bar for someone missing a hand, but I guess that’s a little on the nose. Maybe I’m just taking way too much pleasure…

Jenny Page June 7, 2023
Breaking News

#BREAKINGNEWS … #NationalJennyDay Celebrations Halted

Jenny Page June 5, 2023
John McHenry | Magazine Researcher for Bernie, Former Local Newspaper Reporter

Craggy Linda to John: Welcome to Middle Valley

I didn’t enjoy the thought of the winters in Middle Valley, but I don’t remember there being an option. Someone had characterized the weather here as “numbing” during my interview,…

Jenny Page June 5, 2023

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  • Albert Nutwell | Owner of the Mysterious Hilltop, Grandson of Middle Valley's founder
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  • Elyse Hughes | Head of Chamber of Commerce, Former Social Worker, ex-wife of Bernie
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  • John McHenry | Magazine Researcher for Bernie, Former Local Newspaper Reporter
  • Lindholm "Lindy" Ludwig Vincent Fryer | Royalty, Owner of the Lady Lux (the yacht), Left Middle Valley, ex-husband of Mercury
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  • Mercury McMurtry | Forensic Psychologist, ex-wife of Lindy, daughter of Bitsy
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