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Bernie Rossie, Former Local News Editor / Now Magazine Writer

Making a Movie in Middle Valley?

Jenny Page August 28, 2026 No Comments

John McHenry, Former Local Newspaper Reporter / Bernie's Once-Again Associate

John Returns to What?

Gunnar Olafsson August 25, 2026 No Comments

Mercury McMurtry, Forensic Psychologist

Merc Moves In

Gunnar Olafsson August 24, 2026 No Comments

Cassie Cunningham, Owner, The Riverside

Cassie Pitches Riverside Expansion to Bitsy

Gunnar Olafsson August 17, 2026 No Comments

Bitsy McMurtry, Influencer / Wealthy Widow

Bitsy’s Big Book Club Idea

Jenny Page August 12, 2026 No Comments

STYLE LIKE CARSON
CRUSADE LIKE ELYSE
SIP LIKE A MCMURTRY
Wanda Moreno, Mayor / Former President, Middle Valley Chamber of Commerce

Storm’s A-Coming: Wanda’s Day in the Sun Goes Dark

I’ve never understood everyone’s obsession with the weather. Me, I keep two umbrellas in the office, two at home and two in the car. I simply don’t think about it.…

Jenny Page May 27, 2024
Bernie Rossie, Former Local News Editor / Now Magazine Writer

Bernie Strikes Gold. Film at 11.

The closest I’d ever come to having a true scoop was in New York, during my internship. It was my day off, a Monday, I think. It was warm, much…

Jenny Page May 26, 2024
Mercury McMurtry, Forensic Psychologist

Meet Mercury McMurtry. No, not the planet.

Do you see why I left? Mercury McMurtry. It’s like some dumb nickname a commentator gives to a college football player. My real name though … Agatha Trent Mercury McMurtry.…

Jenny Page May 23, 2024
Cassie Cunningham, Owner, The Riverside

Riverside Blues: Notes from a Tuesday Night Bar Stool

Is there a real world around here anymore? Mick’s dead, we don’t know the answers to the body-part questions, Sheriff Paul has become a little too comfy on my bar…

Jenny Page May 21, 2024
Shirley Scott, Realtor

Welcome to my world …

So I show the guy the place on River Road. Hi. We’ve not met. Is it enough, I ask him? I know full well it’s not because, hell, it’s not…

Jenny Page May 16, 2024
John McHenry, Former Local Newspaper Reporter / Bernie's Once-Again Associate

River Road Trip to Hell

I think the great Oscar Wilde once said “live life with no excuses, travel with no regret.” Clearly, he’d never traveled with Sheriff Paul in a cop car for nearly…

Jenny Page May 14, 2024
Paul Wilson, Sheriff / Jailbird

Testing, testing … one, two, testing …

“Come get your hand, Sheriff.” And that was the crux of my first odd conversation this morning, one that was long overdue. We had sent the hand – the one…

Jenny Page May 14, 2024
Marjorie "Miss Comportment" Hughes, Gossip Columnist

A Recap, A Return … A Rebirth!

Hello, Dear Reader, Marjorie here. Your Miss Comportment is back … Still celebrating Songkran, or Thai New Year! When last we met Things were dire. Body parts all about, The…

Jenny Page April 30, 2024
Marjorie "Miss Comportment" Hughes, Gossip Columnist

Sunday, a Day of Rest: Processing the week that was … but wait …

Marjorie presses pause.

Jenny Page March 15, 2024
Elyse Hughes Rossie, Former Social Worker / Now Head of Tourism

Friday Flashback: As the Elyse Renaissance Begins …

All about the men - older, younger ... and dead

Jenny Page March 15, 2024

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