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Gunnar Olafsson The Begging Tour, Part 1: Door-to-Door Diplomacy & Some In Between
I dated a guy with a Bentley once, a white two-seater convertible. I remember being more intrigued with the car than I was with the guy, but anyhow, it was…
Bentley & His Bentley Get the Call
Imagine my shock when the order came in from the web site. Client: Mayor Charlotte Granger Trip Details: Mayor Granger will need an escort from home to home on River…
Bernie Moves Into Position
Her note was succinct and direct. Mr. Rossie … My team and I are embarking on a door-to-door blitz to raise money for the statue memorializing Mick Righteous and we’d…
Fallout is Peachy
I’m not surprised. I mean, in a place like this, you do what I did, and it’s all but clear that there will be … a reaction. A statue is…
A Good-Bye, Written & Produced by Miss Comportment
Boys and girls, it may surprise you to know that even your very own Miss Comportment needs some time away from the desk, away from her sanctuary looking out over…
Carson’s Decision-Making Skills Lead Him to Dexys Midnight Runners
What had I learned in six months in Middle Valley? Elyse asked me the question on the phone the other night and I nearly cried. I barely had an answer…
My Mother, the Car(d)
What’s a girl gotta do to get her husband from Luxembourg to Middle Valley via Greece, Cannes, Nice, New York, and Syracuse? Apparently, ship the yacht. That’s right, friends. How…
Cassie’s Crackpot Karma
The day before I left Mick in New York, I became uncontrollably ill. I wasn’t sure if it was a virus or if it was just the uncertainty of how…
PITTED! Were Those Peaches or Raspberries on the Banks of Our Chickotee?
Don’t you dare say “you’re a peach” to me today! LOLOLOL. Why, I’m pretty sure I’d take that as a sincere knock! Friends, neighbors, readers, all my loves … Well,…
Like James & the Giant Peach … but different
I never thought anything on the planet intimidated me. Not the mugger in East Boston who stole my laptop at 9PM in what all purport to be a safe, wealth-driven…