Wanda & Vodka On My Mind
Gunnar Olafsson Sitting on my recliner, mired in a gray area, unwinding from my day. Reliving today’s goings on in Middle Valley, with capable assistance of a vodka and tonic. It was…
Marjorie “Miss Comportment” Hughes, Gossip Columnist
Miss Comportment Takes a Breath
Jenny Page If I hadn’t seen it myself, I would not have believed it. Sheriff Paul … gun drawn, arrested right there in front of Carson and Elyse. The commotion was absolutely…
The Party, Part 2: Righteous – or Riotous – Money on the Banks of the Chickotee
Your divine Miss Comportment coming to you live via digital recording on my phone as I luxuriate on the banks of our beautiful Chickotee River and on the boat of…
Marjorie Makes an Endorsement
Like a bee to honey, dear readers, your Miss Comportment is a-buzz about politics … but NOT of the Middle Valley variety. (More on Bernie and Mayor Charlotte’s moronic attempts…
A Good-Bye, Written & Produced by Miss Comportment
Boys and girls, it may surprise you to know that even your very own Miss Comportment needs some time away from the desk, away from her sanctuary looking out over…
PITTED! Were Those Peaches or Raspberries on the Banks of Our Chickotee?
Don’t you dare say “you’re a peach” to me today! LOLOLOL. Why, I’m pretty sure I’d take that as a sincere knock! Friends, neighbors, readers, all my loves … Well,…
A Recap, A Return … A Rebirth!
Hello, Dear Reader, Marjorie here. Your Miss Comportment is back … Still celebrating Songkran, or Thai New Year! When last we met Things were dire. Body parts laying all about,…
Sunday, a Day of Rest: Processing the week that was … but wait …
Marjorie presses pause.
Monday Mourning: Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, dear readers, I am here!
(It's Monday on River Road, so Miss Comportment is checking in.)